Okay, so here’s the deal. It’s official. Summer is over, the weather is turning colder and rheumatoid arthritis sufferers are in pain. So what can we do to cheer them up? Well the obvious answer is that Christmas is coming. And that means… well you know what it means. But I didn’t come here to talk about the goose getting fat, or Christmas turkeys from Hollywood – or even pulling a Christmas cracker at the office party.
No no! I came to talk about the time of loving and giving – loving one’s wife or husband or boyfriend or girlfriend and giving them a present to bring a smile to their face.
Yes, that’s right: absolutely free!
But of course, first you’ve got to buy three other bracelets. The good news is that when it comes to the Magnetic Products Store range, you’re spoilt for choice – especially when it comes to new bracelets. For example, on the right you have the EUROPE 5-in-1 elements gold coloured titanium magnetic bracelet.
Then there’s the EUROPE multi-elements rose-gold PL magnetic bracelet, on the left – a wonderful example of aesthetics, combined with the latest in high-strength magnetic technology with its Rare-Earth Neodymium magnets complemented by Germanium elements and other elements.
And there are many women’s bracelets available with gemstones too – all part of the offer. Check it out. You won’t be disappointed.
I am tired. There! All right! I admitted it! It’s only twenty to eight in the evening (19.40) and I am already knackered, fagged out, bushed. Whatever you choose to call it. I can’t go on. I have no more strength. You might say: “Don’t be so hard on yourself.” After all, you’ve been working all day.
Yes but all day for means since about 11.30. I started late. So I’ve only been working for eight hours – and much of that was day-dreaming, getting distracted, eating, taking breaks, etc. That means I’m getting tired a lot more quickly than a young man of my age (ROTFL) ought to!
So the question I’m asking is this: is there a magnetic bracelet that banishes lethargy? It turns out there is. In fact, there’s a whole range of them. It’s called the IonTopia range and you’ll see what I mean.
As we move from winter to summer (England has no spring to speak of), the sports we play – or rather watch – change from high-energy to low-energy… or perhaps I should say; lethargic! At Wimbledon, that most quintessentially English institution, Andy Murray claimed his second victory in the men’s finals, dispatching his opponent in straight sets. A day before that, the formidable Serena Williams smashed her way to victory in the Ladies Singles.To my delight Portugal beat the hosts in Euro 2016 – making up for their defeat in 2004 when as hosts, they lost the final to upstarts Greece. This time, Portugal were the underdogs – and once again, the underdog won.
The football, on the day of Andy Murray’s victory, was no less impressive. To my great joy, Portugal defeated France, the hosts, in Euro 2016 – compensation for their defeat twelve years earlier when they lost the final in front of a home crowd to less skillful but more tenacious Greece. Who can forget the tearful face of the legendary Eusebio – hero of the 1966 Portugal World Cup team and in 2004 their manager – as he found himself forced to swallow that bitter pill. But this time it was Portugal who were the underdogs as they played against a passionate and determined French team. But Portugal were tenacious too and this time it was their tenacity that prevailed.
But while soccer is a winter sport, tennis is a summer sport. And, It’s not the only summer sport, Now is the time for cricket and golf. And while we’re on the subject of golf, one of the great products that one can get from Magnetic Products Store (MPS) is the AUGUSTA BIO Golfers Magnetic Therapy Bracelet with a Leather Strap. Of all the beautiful and powerful magnetic bracelets in the MPS sports range this one is the king, with the most powerful magnet in the MPS range: 6500 Gauss.
The good news is that it is in the MPS sale and is currently available at £10 off its normal price. Of course, wearing a sports wristband does not make you good at sport.And there are many other products in the MPS sports range like the AUGUSTA BIO Golfers Magnetic Therapy Bracelet with Leather Strap (left) and the unbreakable SUPER PRIME (TM) Sky Blue Silicone bracelet (above).
On the other hand, if you’re more into mental sports than physical ones, you might like to take this survey on your game-playing habits, or check out this new game being developed, and it’s associated page on Facebook.
Oh, and I… er… hear there’s something coming up in the near future called the Olympics.
For some reason, it is getting harder to spread the word about things that people ought to know – even on the internet. That might be because the internet is so crowded. But whatever the reason, it certain explains why so few people know that when it comes to the title of “the biggest range of magnetic jewellery and magnetic bangles in the world,” the honour goes to Magnetic Products Store. Their range of magnetic bracelets, necklaces, anklets, wraps and supports for athletes and golfers is unparalleled.
Their titanium range alone comprises some 102 different bracelets. This includes jet black, double strength, 4-in-1 Bio elements bracelets… and titanium bracelets incorporating Swarowski elements, like the one on the right, below. And their range of copper magnetic bracelets runs to some 46 items. These include bangles, links bracelets and expanding bracelets. They’ve also got a wonderful collection of stainless steel bracelets.
Then there are the energy pendants and the gemstone collections.
The big question is, why don’t we see more magnetic bracelets on the high street? I mean presumably, there’s a market for such beautiful products. Indeed, there certainly is. But taking these products to the high street is long and winding road. And taking it to the high street means many outlets. The internet makes these magnetic bracelets available all over the country and indeed the world.
Also, bear in mind that even in the online world, not everything is equal. Some magnetic bracelets are better than others. Some lines are better than others. And some vendors are better than others. Magnetic Products Store is very much top-of-the-range in terms of both quality and variety.
Today is London mayoral election day and I am NOT going to write about it. Instead, I am going to write about something far more interesting: energy pendants. What’s the connection? Not much, other than a really bad pun I was going to make about indiPENDANT candidates.
But I digress (as usual). The reason I’m writing about energy pendants is quite simply because I like them. Instead of “If you’ve got it, flaunt it!” my motto is: “If you like it, share it!” At least share the news. I’m not suggesting that you actually share your energy pendants. I haven’t the slightest intention of sharing mine!
I have written about them elsewhere, but I thought that now would be a good time to share it. Maybe it’s because I’m impulsive.
Or full of energy!!!
Our winter giveaway is now closed. It was a great success, with 83 entries and the winner has been notified.
So what’s up next? St. Valentine’s Day – the day when those who are young in spirit profess their love for… well, those whom they love. In the old days, it used to be handwritten cards filled with poetic verses – a true expression of thoughtfulness as well as love. But not everyone is a poet and the cost of printing was going down, so printed cards became all the rage. But printed cards alone seemed rather cheap – especially as they sparred the lover the need to find the magic words to woo his beloved. So chocolates and flowers became the order of the day. And wealthier lovers were in many cases both able and willing to go the extra mile and impress the lady of their fancies with gold and diamonds.
But from where the tradition of giving St. Valentine cards and gifts originate? If you stop the average Englishman or woman in the street and ask them who is the patron saint of lovers, nine out of ten will tell you that it’s the eponymous St. Valentine. But which St. Valentine. There are at least fourteen different saints bearing that name. And three of them are associated with February the 14th.Valentines. But none of them had anything to do with romance in their lives – despite stories that one of them used to perform secret marriage ceremonies for pagan Roman soldiers who were allegedly forbidden to marry. In fact, most of these Saint Valentinius’s (Valentinia?) were Christian martyrs. So what, then, is the connection between one or more early Christian martyrs and romance?
Well here, I can only offer a speculative answer. Firstly, it is important to bear in mind that in Christian tradition, marriage is a sacrament which symbolises God’s (and Jesus’) love for humankind. This is in contrast to, say, Judaism, in which marriage is a contract. That might explain why Christian martyrdom came to be equated, in the eyes of some, with romantic love. Nuns, let us not forget, are said to be “brides of Christ.”
Okay, so much for the mental association. But how did it translate into the actual practice of giving cards and gifts? The answer to that question can be laid at the door of one Geoffrey Chaucer, a writer who, in addition to being the father of modern English literature was also a man of the utmost piety. In honour of first anniversary of England’s King Richard II to Anne of Bohemia in a treaty signed on the second of May 1381, he wrote a poem called the Parliament of Foules (they didn’t have spell-checkers in the middle ages). The poem contained the following words (translated into modern English): “For this was on St. Valentine’s Day, when every bird cometh there to choose his mate.”
There is some argument as to whether he meant February the 14th, the official St. Valentine’s Day, as designated by the Vatican, or the Feast of St. Valentine of Genoa, which is celebrated on May the 3rd. But regardless of what he intended, it was February 14 that became the de facto lovers’ day. By the eighteenth century young men were sending handwritten cards to the objects of their desire and by the nineteenth this gave way to printed cards – along with confectionery. Jewellery too was given by the affluent of suitors to their paramours.
But what of the less affluent? Magnetic Products Store offers an affordable alternative: magnetic and copper jewellery. And so in honour of St. Valentine’s Day, they are doing a special promotion, offering beautiful magnetic bracelets like the one pictured here.
Evidently anxious to spread some good cheer on these cold and gloomy days, the boys at MPS have recognized that the season of goodwill doesn’t have to end at Christmas, or even the New Year. And proving that premise, they’ve decided to put their money where their mouth is and give away a magnetic bracelet to one lucky winner. If you have trouble getting to the site from a mobile device, you can click here and it should take you to the mobile version.
You’re probably thinking that we’re just too darned nice! And you’re right. We probably are. Giving a bracelet free of charge, for heaven’s sake! But that’s us. I mean they don’t call it the season of goodwill for nothing do they. And over the years, you’ve been good to us, buying copper bangles and magnetic jewellery of all types, including necklaces and even anklets. So it’s only right that once in a while we do you a good turn in return so to speak.
I mean, let’s face it, boy scouts try to do a good deed every day. We’re just doing one a year. It’s not like we’re angels. But if there is an angel in your life, I’m sure she’s going to like the Venus Hearts bracelet shown here.
Similarly for men, we’re offering the Europe bracelet on the right. And all you have to do is follow the links, like our page and answer the question. And just to make it easy, there isn’t any right or wrong answer. It’s just the answer that expresses what you feel – no more, no less.
Last week, I was saying what kind of a miserable and depressing time of year it is, what with the bad weather and the gloom. But we’re sure that one of these shiny bracelets is going to brighten up some one’s life. And even if you’re not a lucky winner, they are just so competitively priced that if you don’t win one, you can always buy one.
And we can’t be fairer than that now, can we?
The following article is about the January sale at Magnetic Products Store and the possibility of buying magnetic bracelets at greatly reduced prices to cheer yourself in the midst of a depressing winter.
Here’s a joke. A female student in a class on Modern American History class was asked: “when was the Great Depression?” The girl thought for a moment, whilst fiddling with the magnetic bracelet around her wrist, and then replied: “January!”
And yes, it’s kind of not funny when we’re actually IN January. It just too raw and close to the bone. Especially as magnetic bracelets probably don’t actually cure depression – at least not by magnetism per se. It’s like telling someone with a broken leg a joke about someone with a broken leg. So maybe I shouldn’t really be joking about January blues and the limitations on magnetic jewellery. But I’m trying – in my clumsiest of clumsy ways – to segue into the fact that January is indeed a depressing time of year. (Yes cobber I know this whinging pommy is being boreo-centric – get over it!)
Okay, so what can we do about it? Maybe eventually global warming will do something about this infernal cold. But it still won’t make the days any longer, unless we realign the earth on its axis relative to the plane of its orbit.(I’m being nerdy now, but those of you who have seen The Day the Earth Stood Still will know what I’m talking about.)
The answer is that all we really can do is cheer ourselves up as best we can. And one of the things that our delightful friends in the world of commerce and retail have invented to help us in this endeavour is that most joyous of post-New-Year events: the January Sale!
Now obviously, one cannot, should not and dare not go overboard in January. After all there are still all those credit card bills from the Christmas presents and Christmas dinner to pay off. But if one can find a suitably item – not too pricey – that by its very nature gives one pleasure, then that is surely the ideal January sale purchase, is it not?
And what items are small and not too pricey, but radiant and bright to cure January depression through giving pleasure by their lustre and sparkle? Why magnetic bracelets of course! (I should point out that visually, copper bracelets and bangles have the same effect, whether they are magnetic or not.)
But what is more, the sale at Magnetic Products Store is offering discounts of up to 80%! That means you pay one-fifth of the normal price? How good is that? Bloomin’ marvellous I’d say.
So check ’em out. And hurry. Because when it’s gone, it’s gone – well maybe not. But it won’t be January for ever!